Fangs Journal

The Vampire's Newspaper

VOL. I ... NO. 1
SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 2026 — PRICE: FREE YOU CAPITALIST PIG

The Philosophy of Fangs Journal

Front Page Photo

Look, I am just as tired as you are, maybe even more tired, well it's not a contest so lets forget about that part. Idk, I just felt like launching a newspaper online, it's been my lifelong dream as a child to have my own newspaper, I've always loved writing and I probably always will. In today's world, we're being forcefed constant streams of slop, entertainment news and heavily rightwing biased bullshit and im tired of that shit and I can't be the only one, right?


Please stop using Whatsapp

Okay but like I hate I still need whatsapp to properly communicate with my loved ones, if only I didn't have to I'd ditch my smartphone altogether and just use a dumb phone.

Weather Report

Idk, seems nice today, gonna go do some cycling today.

The Classifieds

WANTED: They them cutie for cuddles